So his mum started with her rants That he'd ruined his costly pants She said, "You've got a tear And your bottom is bare! You're clumsy, just like elephants!"
'E said, "Sorry my dear mother I'll have to ask me dear brother If I can borrow his jeans 'til we mend mine and they're cleans And next time the rail I will cover."
When Wilber was way back in his teens, He had a knack for destroying his jeans, Now he's all grown up and in the marines, Capt. Schneider now blows things to smithereens.
Wilberforce Schneider
ReplyDeleteWhose Mum searched the Web
Was named The Spider
And his father was dead!
She'd wrapped him in silk
Then she ate him up
She brought in the milk
And proceeded to sup.
Sorry!
Maggie X
Nuts in May
So his mum started with her rants
ReplyDeleteThat he'd ruined his costly pants
She said, "You've got a tear
And your bottom is bare!
You're clumsy, just like elephants!"
'E said, "Sorry my dear mother
I'll have to ask me dear brother
If I can borrow his jeans
'til we mend mine and they're cleans
And next time the rail I will cover."
OUCH! :) Love your colorful photo of the ice cream parlor and chairs.
ReplyDeleteWhen Wilber was way back in his teens,
ReplyDeleteHe had a knack for destroying his jeans,
Now he's all grown up and in the marines,
Capt. Schneider now blows things to smithereens.
Maybe, Maggie - she was the old woman who lived in a shoe. You've got me thinking now!
ReplyDeleteEddie, I love how comments take the rhyme further, with their own interpretation - this one put a BIG grin on my face.
ReplyDeleteThank you, Artist Unplugged, so glad you like the photo.
ReplyDeleteThanks, Johnny, for bringing us up-to-date with what he does now!
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