Thursday, August 02, 2007

Give Credit Where It’s Due

Accountant Gets Too Much Plastic

How on earth is Frank Van Buren going to manage 2000 credit cards? The Manhattan accountant found himself flooded with plastic, as the ExxonMobil credit cards kept on coming. Van Buren, who has had an ExxonMobil account for his business for 17 years, ordered two copies of his card because it was expiring. He got the cards he requested - and then got two boxes with 1000 cards each. He said it took hours to shred the cards.

6 comments:

  1. Oooh - PLASTIC - gimmegimmegimme, whey-hey, now that's what I really would call a dream come true!

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  2. Automation isn't all it's cracked up to be or there are some real dolts working at the exxon offices.

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  3. You mean he didn't sue them? *chuckle*

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  4. Hi Carol,

    You, Queen Fantastic, do not need something as vulgar as plastic.

    You are a book editor's dream come true.

    Keep smiling

    David

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  5. G'day Hammer,

    Is that a Dolt 45, like a Colt 45?

    Keep smiling

    David

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  6. Now, there's a thought, Merisi,

    I reckon you could sue them on his behalf - and take 10 per cent!

    Keep smiling

    David

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