Monday, June 23, 2008

Verse And Worse

Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime

I went to school with a bloke called Kenny
He'd simply freeze when he was panickin'
You can visit him now at J. C. Penney
They've hired him as a real-life mannekin
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9 comments:

  1. Maggie May4:36 PM

    A panikin manikin is not good
    I think that shop has misunderstood.
    That Kenny needs some TLC
    Or maybe a spot of therapy!

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  2. Louis la Vache6:05 PM

    groan

    Once you get to know "Louis", you'll learn that he is an easy mark if you want to get a laugh with a 'groaner'...

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  3. Louis la Vache6:06 PM

    BTW - very good, "Maggie May"... :-)

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  4. Cliff6:56 PM

    Kenny is stiff
    He has a flat tummy
    He earns his spiff
    As a real life dummy

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  5. Georgina9:57 PM

    The window dresser from Maceys did pass by.
    Another great window he did sigh.
    He took out his note pad and started to write.
    When he looked up Kenny had vanished from sight.
    A mistake! He thought it was too good to be true.
    Little did he know Kenny was in the queue for the loo.
    Debs x

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  6. Tess Kincaid11:40 PM

    Sounds like he was a real dummy.

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  7. Rhea2:17 AM

    Good one!!

    I am so excited about your upcoming trash photo! I can't wait to see what you've done.

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  8. Jennifer S4:34 AM

    That Kenny. He's such a poseur.

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  9. Anonymous7:22 AM

    Kenny is in men's wear at the end of isle three.
    Poke him in the ribs when you walk by and you will make him pee.

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