He had a best mate name of Joe, who had some serious problems down 'below'. Whatever his girlfriend would do, Joe's pleasure would never shine through
And then all alone and all of a sudden he'd find himself becoming, well, wooden. To get wood when he should would be good. But he only got wood when he could.
Felled by the rhyme!
ReplyDeleteLOL I keep wanting to replace the e in lumber with an a which would make that splinter a real pain.
ReplyDeleteCheers!
There you go making fun of my brother again!
ReplyDeleteHe had a best mate name of Joe,
ReplyDeletewho had some serious problems down 'below'.
Whatever his girlfriend would do,
Joe's pleasure would never shine through
And then all alone and all of a sudden
he'd find himself becoming, well, wooden.
To get wood when he should would be good.
But he only got wood when he could.
David
ReplyDeleteA timber mill worker, Bill the bloke
really always liked to work with oak.
He thought oak would never split
so oak never gave him a fit.