Monday, December 15, 2008

Verse And Worse

Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime

Back in the heyday of Mesopotamia
There’s no way ever your elders could blame yer
If you happened to spit-roast a fox or a vixen
While your shiniest knife or your spear needed fixin’


3 comments:

  1. LOL, come to think of it, my knife could use a good sharpin'

    Craig

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  2. In ancient Brisbane and Sydney

    They dined on mastodon kidney

    While in Bombay and even New Delhi

    They much preferred muffins with jelly

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  3. Anonymous2:58 PM

    My tits have been itchin for days,
    I think it's some sort of malaise,
    I tried rubbing vicks,
    a god awful mix,
    but ended up seriously dazed!

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