That’s A Real Arresting Performance
Michigan police officers say a man dressed as a woman repeatedly crashed his car into a suburban Detroit lingerie store that refused to hire him. The 27-year-old was arrested outside the Intimate Ideas store, wearing "facial makeup, lipstick, blue Capri pants, red flip-flops, a flowery blouse and a matching flowery women's bra."
FOOTNOTE: 'Drag' racer.
My, my, it sounds like he's flipped his wig! Talk about a bee in his bonnet and getting his knickers in a knot!
ReplyDeleteOkay, I'm terrible at these puns...I know....but I couldn't resist.
Thanks for another post from the Tales of the Odd
From the Arkadelphian "Crossdresser Code of Conduct":
ReplyDelete49. When standing outside the door of an establishment that has offended, it is considered feminine to strike the door of that establishment with one's handbag. Not one's Honda. Only hair about the brassiere is a more certain clue to the failure of one's hormone therapy.
I've managed a Victoria's Secret, in my past, and I never had a male crossdresser apply. Regular dressing guys would apply, thinking it was a joke.
ReplyDeleteCross Dresser Crosses the Law.
ReplyDeleteIm back , so I am.
With a tummy full of Guinness and a camera full of photos.
Double Jeopardy -- an abundance of testosterone and the outrage of a woman scorned.
ReplyDeleteDefinitely drag racing. Yup.
ReplyDeleteI don't understand why they didn't hire him. He had the passion for the work.
ReplyDeleteSo he was dragging in drag eh?
ReplyDeleteBoy oh boy!
ReplyDeleteA real case of going all out on a Gender Fender-Bender....
Wishing you a fab weekend.
Oh my, now I am not surprised by this at all as I once arrested a young man who was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I was so thankful that he was in actuality a he and not a she I let him off with a warning and told him to take his mother's dress back to her. Pretty hideous dress, too. Could that explain the ugliness of his...hah, he was pretty darned unattractive.
ReplyDeleteThe Michigan Idiots can't play Football either......
ReplyDelete{You have to know Ohio State-U of Michigan(American) Football..;)
What a world...I tell ya! FYI, I've added you to my blogroll, if that's okay w/you?
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