Saturday, April 19, 2008

Verse And Worse

Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime

I got a call from Tina Turner
She wants to be my private dancer
But I put it on the back burner
And bought a Mitsubishi Lancer
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20 comments:

  1. Anonymous2:09 PM

    With that Lancer you'll probably get more girls.. haa haa. Tina can supply the music for sure! She looks great for her age too.
    You have a great blog and a very interesting career.. Best of luck.. I'll be back

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  2. G3:02 PM

    You put Tina Turner on the back burner for a car? .............. THUD. (that's me passing out)

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  3. david mcmahon3:35 PM

    Hi Bachelor,

    You have the distinction of being my 120,000 page view, according to my SiteMeter stats.

    Thank you ...

    Cheers

    David

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  4. david mcmahon3:36 PM

    Hi Blog Princess,

    Quick, give me your exact location and I'll whistle for a Medivac chopper.

    Or are you at a passing-out parade?

    Keep smiling

    David

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  5. Stacey4:48 PM

    Probably a good idea, David...she's what...100 years old now? I'm just saying.....(he!)

    And thank you for the lift, David, it means so much.

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  6. Anonymous5:03 PM

    Tina Turner's legs are fab!
    She doesn't have an ounce of flab.
    Tina sings like a nightingale,
    In her light other singers pale,
    Tina's pretty, rich and smart,
    She could steal any man's heart.
    Unless that man was pushed too far
    And asked to choose Tina or a car.
    Womanly wiles can't compeat
    With 4-wheel drive and a leather seat.

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  7. Maggie May5:58 PM

    Tina Turner or a car?
    You're better off just where you are!
    Both would cost too much to run.....
    And one would dump you when she'd done!

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  8. Anonymous6:18 PM

    The car has a better warranty! ;)

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  9. Colin Campbell7:18 PM

    Funny. I would take the car, although she is amazing on stage.

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  10. Akelamalu7:51 PM

    You turned Tina Turner down?

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  11. SandyCarlson8:25 PM

    Tina's magic and has been for many a decade! The Lancer has more miles ahead of it, I'd say!

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  12. Tom10:23 PM

    Hi The image of Tina Turner dancing had me laughing.. she as very strange legs I think.. She could not stop a pig in a ginnel could she.

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  13. Anonymous11:09 PM

    Came over from Picture This. I love your blog.
    BTW good choice.

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  14. Sandi McBride11:27 PM

    Getting priorities right, David?
    Sandi

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  15. Joyismygoal11:42 PM

    I beg to differ :) on the crime in the Rhyme LOL

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  16. Stacey Olson12:23 AM

    You always have such witty titles. :-)

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  17. Tess Kincaid1:58 AM

    David, I see that you are fond of little ditties and rhymes...you've got to be a Libra.

    I don't know...Tina's still pretty steamy.

    (I'm anxiously looking forward to your Pygmalion post!)

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  18. Bradley's Mom2:11 AM

    Your rhymes slay me, David!

    So funny!!

    Have a great weekend!!

    xoxo
    Linda

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  19. Cath8:53 AM

    I am not even going to even TRY
    to compete with Quilly's and Maggie's reply!

    And I love Tom's reply - "pug in a ginnel" - now there's a northern term! lol

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  20. Whistle Britches12:27 PM

    Got a call from Elton's Tiny Dancer.
    She's glad she sold her Mitsubishi Lancer.

    She went and bought a Neon Chevy.
    Which is much smaller and much less heavy.

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