Relax, The Uniform Washes Off

This Is Your Body-Painted Captain Speaking

Air New Zealand has produced an in-flight safety video showing a pilot and cabin crew wearing nothing but body paint, hoping even the most jaded flyers will pay close attention to safety briefings. The video has notched up more than two million hits on YouTube but the crew members got no extra cash - just a moment in the limelight.

FOOTNOTE: Air Nude Zealand.

Verse And Worse

Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime

Stand back to avoid the stampeding hordes

Since Air New Zealand wants "cranial billboards"

Ads will be tattooed on bald men at the gate

So get down to your barber and shave your pate