Verse And Worse

Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime

We're on the Queen Mary, at the captain's table
The first mate says the gyroscope's stable
St Elmo's fire, I've heard, is no seagoing fable
But I want to know, is this broadband or cable?

Verse And Worse

Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime

Are you smarter than a fifth grader?

And can you outwit Darth Vader?

If you can answer every query

You should lecture in atomic theory