Verse And Worse

Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime

Said the surgeon to Sandi, "Evaporation is handy
But our data suggests not to gargle with brandy
We once had a resident who was ever so frisky
That we sent in a SWAT team to get rid of his whiskey"

Trivia Pursuit

The first escalator in Britain, installed in 1898 in Harrod's department store in London, had a clerk who waited at the top with a glass of brandy for each customer.