That Carpet’s Very Crooked

And So Too Is The Bloke Wrapped Up Inside It

A crook in Warsaw, Poland tried to dodge a police search by disguising himself as a carpet. He rolled himself up in a giant rug and propped himself up against a balcony wall. After a two-hour search, a detective went out onto the balcony for a smoke and noticed the carpet was trembling.

FOOTNOTE: Starring roll.