Fluster’s Last Stand

Robber Did His Dash Without Any Cash

A bank teller in the US flustered a would-be bank robber and foiled a robbery after asking where his bag was. Police in New Hudson, Michigan, said the suspect entered a Chase Bank and handed the teller a small piece of cardboard that read, ``Give me your money.'' Sheriff's detective Tom Bisio said, ``When she asked him if he had a bag to put the money into, he ran off without any cash.''

FOOTNOTE: The thrill of the Chase.