Showing posts with label Crocs. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Crocs. Show all posts

Wednesday, August 13, 2008

Verse And Worse

Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime

They're banning Crocs because of shocks
But if you think outside the box
You'd wear your pair (if not too cheesy)
To the next rock concert by AC/DC

The Atmosphere’s Electric

Croc Shock

Crocs sandals have been banned from Austrian hospitals by health chiefs over fears they might cause heart attacks or damage life support machines. Staff have been told that the footwear can generate static electricty. Now the city's biggest hospital, SMZ Ost, has banned the shoes from operating theatres and the casualty department.

FOOTNOTE: Sole survivors.