Er, Nurse, Did You Say `Stick 'Em Up?’
Russians visiting a health resort received a rude shock when a nurse used hydrogen peroxide instead of water to give them enemas. It seems that 17 tourists in a Caucasus spa town had to be treated in hospital after the mix-up. Sanatorium sources said the mistake was explained by water and hydrogen peroxide looking the same.
FOOTNOTE: The riddle of the sphincter.
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