Lie Of The Land

The Atmosphere Was Electric

A Chinese man who swore to God that he didn't owe money to a neighbour was hit by lightning a minute later. The man took the oath in front of a crowd of neighbours in Fuqing city. He was immediately taken to hospital where doctors confirmed he is expected to make a full recovery.

FOOTNOTE: Lightning rude.

Verse And Worse

Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime

Following a trail of lightning

Can be fairly frightening

So stay inside the cordon

Dictated by "Flash" Gordon