I got a call from Tina Turner She wants to be my private dancer But I put it on the back burner And bought a Mitsubishi Lancer
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With that Lancer you'll probably get more girls.. haa haa. Tina can supply the music for sure! She looks great for her age too. You have a great blog and a very interesting career.. Best of luck.. I'll be back
Tina Turner's legs are fab! She doesn't have an ounce of flab. Tina sings like a nightingale, In her light other singers pale, Tina's pretty, rich and smart, She could steal any man's heart. Unless that man was pushed too far And asked to choose Tina or a car. Womanly wiles can't compeat With 4-wheel drive and a leather seat.
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With that Lancer you'll probably get more girls.. haa haa. Tina can supply the music for sure! She looks great for her age too.
You have a great blog and a very interesting career.. Best of luck.. I'll be back
You put Tina Turner on the back burner for a car? .............. THUD. (that's me passing out)
Hi Bachelor,
You have the distinction of being my 120,000 page view, according to my SiteMeter stats.
Thank you ...
Cheers
David
Hi Blog Princess,
Quick, give me your exact location and I'll whistle for a Medivac chopper.
Or are you at a passing-out parade?
Keep smiling
David
Probably a good idea, David...she's what...100 years old now? I'm just saying.....(he!)
And thank you for the lift, David, it means so much.
Tina Turner's legs are fab!
She doesn't have an ounce of flab.
Tina sings like a nightingale,
In her light other singers pale,
Tina's pretty, rich and smart,
She could steal any man's heart.
Unless that man was pushed too far
And asked to choose Tina or a car.
Womanly wiles can't compeat
With 4-wheel drive and a leather seat.
Tina Turner or a car?
You're better off just where you are!
Both would cost too much to run.....
And one would dump you when she'd done!
The car has a better warranty! ;)
Funny. I would take the car, although she is amazing on stage.
You turned Tina Turner down?
Tina's magic and has been for many a decade! The Lancer has more miles ahead of it, I'd say!
Hi The image of Tina Turner dancing had me laughing.. she as very strange legs I think.. She could not stop a pig in a ginnel could she.
Came over from Picture This. I love your blog.
BTW good choice.
Getting priorities right, David?
Sandi
I beg to differ :) on the crime in the Rhyme LOL
You always have such witty titles. :-)
David, I see that you are fond of little ditties and rhymes...you've got to be a Libra.
I don't know...Tina's still pretty steamy.
(I'm anxiously looking forward to your Pygmalion post!)
Your rhymes slay me, David!
So funny!!
Have a great weekend!!
xoxo
Linda
I am not even going to even TRY
to compete with Quilly's and Maggie's reply!
And I love Tom's reply - "pug in a ginnel" - now there's a northern term! lol
Got a call from Elton's Tiny Dancer.
She's glad she sold her Mitsubishi Lancer.
She went and bought a Neon Chevy.
Which is much smaller and much less heavy.
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