Friday, April 11, 2008

With This Jail Cell, I Thee Wed

Sorry, Dear, This Ain’t The Bridal Suite

Talk about an unforgettable first night. California police said a bride and groom spent their first night as a married couple in jail after their wedding party at a Vallejo home got out of hand. When police had to return a second time to the home, officers stunned both the groom and his cousin with a Taser. The bride was taken into custody on suspicion of public intoxication.

FOOTNOTE: Cuff syrup.

10 comments:

Charles Gramlich said...

No where to go but up for this relationship, I'd say.

Jillie Bean (AKA Bubba's Sis) said...

Would that make the diamond on her hand a Jailhouse Rock?

Sam Fox said...

Berlimey! Gives whole new meaning to the phrase "Trouble & Strife"...

That will surely be one for the wedding album...

PRH said...

Any bets on this one lasting 6 months?

Bradley's Mom said...

What a way to start a marriage........

As we say, OY VEY!!!!

Lind:)

RiverPoet said...

I'm surprised it didn't happen in (my state of birth) Georgia!

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D... said...

The marriage that jails together stays together?

Anonymous said...

Bride and Goon.

Contemplate: Mommy, where did you and daddy spend your honeymoon?

nitebyrd said...

I see "The Jerry Springer Show" in this couples future.

Am'n2Deep said...

Oh my gosh!!! Was that seriously necessary? They STUNNED them, AND threw them in jail? Wow. A little over zealous, don't ya think?

Oh wait, they didn't stun the bride...still! It must have been pretty crazy!