Monday, August 11, 2008

Verse And Worse

Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime

If you're yawning in the morning
But you're still wide awake all night
Either your clock needs pawning
Or you got off a transatlantic flight


Anonymous said...

When my night turns to day
And my day turns to night,
I sunbathe 'neath the moon
And sleep through the light.
I have breakfast for dinner,
And dinner at sunrise,
What my friends think of this
I can only surmise,
But they've taken to wearing crosses,
And eating garlic on cake!
And yesterday I saw them with
A great wooden stake ....

Louise said...

Or you're up all night hogging
The computer for your blogging.

(I can't believe I just did that.)

Bee said...

I'm more of a "blogging hogging" type than a pawning clock sort.

I'd rather be a transatlantic flight sort, though. ~sigh~

74WIXYgrad said...

I get to bed too late
And get up too early
I would be aggravated
But I'm too tired to be surly

This Is My Blog - fishing guy said...

I really don't want to start complaining,
But how do we lose this plight. When you relly need to be sleeping,
You know you'll end up in a fight.

Cath said...

My clock needs pawning. :(

I'm sure I was born to live at night...

Cath said...

I just read Louise's...
THAT'S my problem! lol.
Computer hogging for blogging.

Cecily R said...

Or you're just messed up because your stinkin' kids won't sleep at normal hours!! :)

Jennifer S said...

Louise nailed it!