Said the agony aunt to the wife of a snorer
''Just place his head in an ancient amphora''
Give him lavender fumes and make sure he inhales
It worked for Mrs Coombs in New South Wales
''Just place his head in an ancient amphora''
Give him lavender fumes and make sure he inhales
It worked for Mrs Coombs in New South Wales
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Snoring - an age old problem that keeps my wife awake. :)
I'll try anything...does this really work???? Sleep...I need sleep...:-)
I say off with his head!
Said my wife, "I have a trick to stop such a snort,
Stick a peg on his nose and the noise then is nought!"
Eddie
Some may think these studies boring
But this one has to do with snoring
Could be silly some might think
Take a banana and make you a drink
Make it a smoothie, not a float
Takes some pressure off your throat
Could make less noise while asleep
Breathing easier, resting deep
ha. is there a cure? really a cure? that works???
Can I just ask: where do you get these rhymes from? Do you make the yourself (in that case, you're brilliant) or do you find them someplace (which makes you brilliant again for finding them)? In any case, I love them!
Did it REALLY work??
I have a cure for snoring that really does work. SEPARATE ROOMS!
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