Thank Goodness They Didn’t Air Dirty Laundry
An angry Italian was arrested for taking pot shots at his neighbour's undies with a rifle. The 69-year-old allegedly let fly with a legally owned hunting rifle after the 56-year-old woman had hung out her washing. A policeman said: "The two neighbours had fallen out some time ago and he said he thought by leaving bullet holes in her underwear he would frighten her enough to stay away from him."
FOOTNOTE: Were they from Target?
9 comments:
novel idea ha ha
Uh-oh...he got a hole in one.
Talk about Hot pants.
was he going commando?
(this one is way too funny AND the comments)
Just as well she wasn't wearing them at the time!
Re: Footnote - GROAN!
Well that's crazy. Everybody knows you don't use a rifle on delicates... Bird shot. Yup, a shotgun with bird shot is what I woulda used.
That's below the belt..
I was gonna say "below the belt" but Shrinky beat me to it...
Great minds and all that (or fools... No. Great minds. This is me and Shrinks. Definitely great minds.)
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