Officer, My Dog Is A Doberman "Pincer"
A San Diego man who was allegedly poaching lobsters was caught with six of the creatures stuffed down his pants. All six of the newspaper-wrapped lobsters were still alive and were returned to the ocean. Lobsters in the San Diego area do not have pincers.
FOOTNOTE: Escape claws.
3 comments:
A bit of a risk to his manhood, otherwise!
That must have been one interesting frisk.
How shellfish of him.
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