Monday, October 20, 2008

Verse And Worse

Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime

Can you perform the rhumba
To the music of Chumbawamba?
Can you fix the Tower of Pisa
To the rhythm of Osibisa?

3 comments:

Ruth L.~ said...

Can you sing a hymn
on a whim?

Well? I tried.

Anonymous said...

...only with a pump, concrete and pizza!

Maggie May said...

Not this morning, cos I have so much to do!
Have to visit doctors for my jab against the flu!
There is a blasted meeting, at my place of work
And if I don't get there early, they'll think I am a jerk!

The kids will be dropped of right soon
And out my window, there's still the moon.
I should be rushing, cleaning the house
But I'm stealing moments with my mouse!

Must dash!