Friday, October 03, 2008

Verse And Worse

Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime

Said Russell Crowe to Jay Leno
"I'll fix this economic mess, you know"
Alas, there was no cheer for the nation
Just a mistake in his calculation

3 comments:

katherine. said...

is crowe even an american citizen?

Lew said...

There is an email rant circulating that espouses solving the Wall Street "problem" by taking the $85 billion being used to "bail out" AIG and dividing it among an assumed 200 million US mortgage holders, resulting in $425 thousand each to pay off our debts. Your verse explains why this doesn't quite solve the problem!

This Is My Blog - fishing guy said...

The problem was with the zeros
at the back and not the front,
for zeros there make such a mess
that the results are an afront.

David: There are those in our government who think that they can print there way out of debt.