Eye Opener

This Must Be A Time-And-Emotion Study

Yes, we've often seen people with sore eyes, but that condition seems to be more common in summer, not in the depths of the Australian winter. Hmm, let's take a closer look.

The problem here seems to be an inability to focus. And a definite redness. It also seems as if the pupils are slightly misaligned - a bit like unruly rabble at a school assembly.

Let's see, I think we're close to making a diagnosis here. There definitely seems to be an eye-popping problem.


Oh, no, we have a major issue here. The eyes are completely out of their sockets now. Did someone say "Socket to me"? We'll just stop now. These inane one-liners are just getting cornier and cornea.

(Sincere thanks to my noble colleague Kit, who very sportingly donned my hoax glasses for the purposes of this post.)