Friday, August 24, 2007

Malcolm In The Muddle

What's In A Name?

Photograph copyright: DAVID McMAHON


I've been tagged by BC-based Vic Grace, who in turn was tagged by Wisconsin-based Anna, so I have to reveal my middle name. But because blogging by nature is an interactive medium, I'll throw the question open to all of you - can YOU guess my middle name? Leave me a comment with your guess and I'll eventually reveal the answer.

About ten years ago, when I worked for The Sunday Age newspaper, there were two tickets up for grabs to a really good concert. The tickets were promised to the person who could reveal the most middle names of the staff. It was great to watch the contest unfold. Eventually there were only two journalists - yours truly and one other writer - whose middle names had not been revealed.

The winner, a good friend of mine, used an innovative method. She rang the human resources department and uncovered the fact that the other bloke's middle name was Fleetwood. Then, chuckling at her own creativity, she rang my wife and asked what my middle name was.

But YOU can't ring my wife this time around - so hazard a guess in the comments section ...

32 comments:

Anonymous said...

Charles?

bcmomtoo said...

I think Fitzgerald would be a very nice middle name for you. Of course, all those names in the picture were probably just to throw us off the track.

I should have thought of this! I almost used my daughter's middle name because I like it better than mine. I never liked my middle name, ever since 1st or 2nd grade when I met a girl with that name. For reasons I can no longer recall, I did not like that girl. After that, I did not like the name. I figure it's been a year or two since then and I ought to be getting over that by now. So I went ahead and used my real middle name.

It's a step...

Les Becker said...

Is it "Rumplestiltskin", by chance?

dot said...

My first guess was Charles but allan beat me to it. How about Lewis?

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

"Mc"

none said...

I'm thinking Michael.

I'm sure it's not wayne because then you would be robbing convenience stores ;)

Todd Camplin said...

It would be nice to have your signature to make an art work out of it. Just a thought.

Anonymous said...

James?

Alex L said...

Its Winston isnt it, David Winston Mcmahon...

david mcmahon said...

Hi Allan,

I've been called a right Charlie at least once in my life, but no, not Charles.

Keep smiling

David

david mcmahon said...

Hi Anna,

How nice of you to visit. Fitzgerald? Fits me.

But it ain't correct!

And there's still time for you to change to your daughter's middle name!

Do keep in touch

Keep smiling

David

david mcmahon said...

Hi Les,

Now THAT is a classic answer. Very clever.

But, no ....

Keep smiling

David

david mcmahon said...

Hi Dot,

Lewis would have been great, after Lewis Carroll.

But no ...

Keep smiling

David

david mcmahon said...

Hi BTBear,

You;re a a very clever bruin. Yes, I've been called Mc at many stages in my life.

But, sadly, you're wrong ...

Keep smiling

David

david mcmahon said...

Hi Hammer,

Close, but no cigar. I do have a close relative called Michael.

Wayne would be good - like John Wayne. But, alas, no ....

Keep smiling

David

david mcmahon said...

G'day Camplin,

We could do that one day. Wouldn't be worth anything - but it'd be a lot of fun.

Do keep in touch

Keep smiling

David

david mcmahon said...

G'day Mur,

The sort of name my parents might have considered, especially given his sainthood.

But no ....

Keep smiling

David

david mcmahon said...

G'day Your Eminence,

Winston? Like John Winston Howard or a bloke called Churchill?

Er, no .... which just proves that not even Popes know everything!

Keep smiling

David

Victorya said...

I'm thinking Walter for some reason.

And Anna - it's never too late to change. My middle name is legally no more, doesn't take much to change one's name.

david mcmahon said...

Hi Victorya,

Walter would have been nice. As in the gallant Sir Walter Raleigh.

No, not this time, Victorya ....!!

Keep smiling

David

Anonymous said...

Henry

Chertiozhnik said...

I'm guessing it is a family name... but that could be anything.

Reynier?

b. said...

It's Malcolm

Chertiozhnik said...

Malcolm? That would be a pretty cool piece of double-bluff if it were.

Akelamalu said...

Alloius? Henry? Peter? Paul?

Brian in Oxford said...

Darn, I'm late with the Rumpelstiltskin suggestion!

How about Vince? David Vince McMahon...

Last chance? Reinhold.

Anonymous said...

On the basis of a Catholic Education and an Irish surname, I deduce Patrick or Kevin, and if I am allowed additional long odds attempts, Xavier or Bosco.

Deborah Gamble said...

David,

Is it Dominick by chance? That is the middle name loathed by DH.

Craver Vii said...

I saw the name "Algernon" (That's not my guess.) and I thought it could be "Ernest." That's a wilde stretch, I know.

Mrs Mac said...

Hmmmm...

Matthew?

-your book mentions that that's your son's name, so maybe he was named after you?

I have four names, so I don't have a middle one. HAHAHA.

Lin said...

What a tease you are! I will throw my chance away ... Prandesh? I dunno, it just sounded like a lovely name to honor India some how.

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