Sounds Like A Swan Song To Me
A six-year-old Cornish girl wrote to the Queen after being bitten by a swan - and received a written apology. Elishia Stevenson wrote to the Queen, who owns all swans under an ancient royal charter, after the bird nipped her finger in a local park. And her lady-in-waiting replied: "The Queen thought it kind of you to write and was sorry to hear about the swan."
FOOTNOTE: If the Queen phoned, it woulda been a cygnet ring.