I’ve Run Out Of Digits On The Odometer
Frank Oresnik is on the verge of making history in a pickup truck he says is about to pass the million-mile mark. His 1991 Chevrolet Silverado has had four radiators, three gas tanks, five transmissions and six water pumps, but the engine has never been overhauled. Oresnik bought the Silverado in June 1996 after the original owner put 41,000 miles on it. He uses the vehicle to deliver seafood in three states, putting on about 85,000 miles a year.
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