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Title Recital Is Absolutely Vital

A self-help guide called "If You Want Closure In Your Relationship, Start With Your Legs" has been voted the oddest book title of the year. It beat off stiff competition from another entitled "I Was Tortured By the Pygmy Love Queen" to win The Bookseller magazine's. The manual, whose author is named Big Boom, is described as a "self-help book, written by a man for the benefit of women".

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