A Bit Green Around The Gills
Ginger the goldfish has amazed experts by surviving out of water for up to 21 hours. He was found lying on the floor by owner Barbara Woodward at her home at 7am. She assumed he was dead and, as she could not move the heavy chest, left the pet and went to work. But when she returned at 8pm, Ginger was still alive and flapping.
FOOTNOTE: Teenage mutant Ginger total.