For Fox Sake

Tally-Ho – That’s Another Pair Of Shoes

More than 120 shoes have gone missing from homes and gardens in Germany after a fox developed a bizarre fetish. A forestry worker found a stash of the missing footwear near Fohren and tiny fang marks on the leather show the vixen - dubbed Imelda Marcos - may have used them as toys for her cubs to play with.

FOOTNOTE: Vixen needs fixin'

Verse And Worse

Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime

Back in the heyday of Mesopotamia
There’s no way ever your elders could blame yer
If you happened to spit-roast a fox or a vixen
While your shiniest knife or your spear needed fixin’

Verse And Worse

Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime

There was Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen
Santa’s speedometer just needed some fixin’
He spruced up their antlers and he polished their paws
Despite grammar’s laws, he’s no subordinate Claus