Where's Judge Judy When You Need Her?
A German judge had to call a halt to a court case between two feuding neighbours because she could not stop laughing at their stupidity. After hearing how the two had indulged in egg fights, Judge Brigitte Koppenhoefer struggled to contain herself. She finally burst into laughter when the two called each other "smelly bum" and "donkey face".
FOOTNOTE: Chuckleberry Finn.