Showing posts with label Nougat. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Nougat. Show all posts

Thursday, October 16, 2008

Verse And Worse

Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime

You should never use nougat
As bait for a cougar
They prefer fresh toffee
And the smell of roast coffee

Sunday, October 12, 2008

Verse And Worse

Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime

Don't ever feed nougat
To a hungry baby beluga
And don't ever take barium
Anywhere near an aquarium