Showing posts with label disparate housewife. Show all posts
Showing posts with label disparate housewife. Show all posts

Sunday, March 08, 2009

Disparate Housewife

From Hausfrau to House Frown

A housewife has been reported for wasting police time in Germany after dialling 999 more than 100 times in the hope of finding a new husband. The divorcee plagued the emergency line, claiming she couldn't afford dating agencies. Officers finally visited her confiscated the battery from her cellphone.

FOOTNOTE: Date tripper.