She Was Streets Ahead Of The Others
Pearl the goldfish was back in safe waters on the weekend - thanks to the efforts of vigilant British firemen in Oxford. They came to the rescue after the 10cm pet was spotted swimming down a flooded street after apparently being washed out of her bowl in someone's home. Officers scooped her into a bucket and set her up in temporary accommodation at the Rewley Road fire station, where she will remain until reclaimed.
FOOTNOTE: What is Pearl’s Zodiac sign? Aquariums?