Dorset Corset

Maybe He Really Is The Ant’s Pants

Police have warned a footballer not to run through a British seaside town in his underpants after hearing how he lost a bet. Swanage Town and Herston striker Jamie Holland lost the bet that he would be the season's top goal scorer - and was supposed to be to jog through the Dorset resort in his underwear.

FOOTNOTE: Und(i)eterred.