Showing posts with label Gucci. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Gucci. Show all posts

Wednesday, April 08, 2009

Verse And Worse

Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime

How are you this morning, O grumpy Lord Cardigan?
The chef’s fried your bacon in day-old lard again
Your Gucci eyeshade makes you look just like Zorro
If you don’t watch your health, you won’t be here tomorrow

Thursday, January 22, 2009

Verse And Worse

Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime

Pity the plight of Old Mother Hubbard
Whose 300 gowns wouldn’t fit in her cupboard
There was Gucci, Armani, St Laurent and Prada
Some hung in the shed and some in the larder

Sunday, September 14, 2008

Verse And Worse

Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime

Did Adam and Eve
Wear Gucci on their sleeve?
With just an apple in their larder
They knew the devil wears Prada

Wednesday, February 28, 2007

Prose And Cons

Swiss Newspaper Published Fake Gucci Ad

Some people will do anything to get in the newspapers. But Forbes.com reports that few have the audacity of a man in Switzerland, who conned one of the country's biggest media companies into publishing a two-page advertisement he created of himself - posing semi-naked beside a bottle of Gucci perfume. The man asked for the $50,000 bill for the colour spread to be sent to Gucci. Claiming to represent the Italian fashion giant, he called up the Swiss weekly Sonntags Zeitung last week to book the expensive colour spread in Sunday's edition. Christoph Zimmer, a spokesman for the paper, told Associated Press, `` We've spoken to Gucci and apologized for the mistake. We're going to try and get the money back from this guy, but we don't rate our chances.’’

FOOTNOTE: Sounds like the nursery rhyme - Gucci, Gucci, candour.