Verse And Worse

Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime

Every breath you take, while freestyling the lake
As you visit us for cake like only Grandma can make
With her chopped fruit and almonds and the season’s best nuts
And the dollop of brandy that makes us fall on our butts

Familiar Ring

Are You Otherwise Engaged?

A Chinese woman passed out after accidentally swallowing an engagement ring her boyfriend had hidden in a cake. The man said he was inspired by romantic movies in which leading men hid rings in cakes and gave them to their girlfriends. Doctors used a catheter to retrieve the ring, but after being revived, the woman accepted the marriage proposal.

FOOTNOTE: Swallow dive.