Verse And Worse

Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime

A team of boffins from Mudgee
Are trying to sell a cloned budgie
They each want a million to keep
Since the bird (they say) isn’t "cheep"

Verse And Worse

Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime

He took the bus to Gundagai
Because he was too scared to fly
But when he had to go to Mudgee
He took a chopper nicknamed Budgie