See Your Doctor If Paint Persists

You Could Hear A Pin(k) Drop

The landlord of a sixteenth-century Herefordshire pub woke up to find pranksters had painted it pink. The cleaner arrived for work at 7am and saw two men in overalls packing up their rollers but assumed they were working to order. The owner had to admit they had done a professional job - and had even submitted an invoice for their work.

FOOTNOTE: Tudor hangover.