Skipper Scuppered

It’s Not Plain Sailing, After All

Italian coastguards failed to see the funny side after two men turned a bright pink Maserati into a waterproof car-boat for a trip to the seaside. The men thought the vehicle’s documentation would also cover them for sailing after they drove down the beach and into the water at Forte dei Marmi. But they were fined several hundred euros and the Maserati was confiscated.

FOOTNOTE: To hull and back.

Verse And Worse

Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime

Hey big spender
Did you bend a fender
When you crashed the party
In your Maserati?