My next-door neighbour Bucky
He was born in Kentucky
You can tell his heart is true
'Cause his grass is bright blue
Showing posts with label Kentucky. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Kentucky. Show all posts
Friday, September 26, 2008
Friday, March 07, 2008
Elvis Impressly
Was The Prisoner In The (Hound) Dock?
A US judge had a suspicious mind when an Elvis impersonator showed up for court apparently drunk and sporting sunglasses and a rhinestone-studded shirt with a scarf draped around his neck. The judge had the faux-Elvis, 64, tested and then sentenced him to three days in jail for contempt of court when it was determined that the man's blood-alcohol level was nearly twice the legal limit in Kentucky.
FOOTNOTE: He’s a rhinestone choirboy.
A US judge had a suspicious mind when an Elvis impersonator showed up for court apparently drunk and sporting sunglasses and a rhinestone-studded shirt with a scarf draped around his neck. The judge had the faux-Elvis, 64, tested and then sentenced him to three days in jail for contempt of court when it was determined that the man's blood-alcohol level was nearly twice the legal limit in Kentucky.
FOOTNOTE: He’s a rhinestone choirboy.
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