Jocks Trap

Gordon Brown Was Stuck In A Scottish Loo

Before he took Britain's top job, Gordon Brown once locked himself into a toilet in Edinburgh - and had to be freed by Tony Blair. According to Alastair Campbell's diaries: ``Minutes passed and TB was sitting twiddling his thumbs and even wondered if GB had done a runner. Eventually the phone went. TB left it, so then the answering machine kicked in and GB's disembodied voice came on: `Tony. It's Gordon. I'm locked in the toilet'.''

FOOTNOTE: So that's how he took the throne.