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A Swedish woman with a fetish for inanimate objects has revealed she's been married to the Berlin Wall for 29 years. Eija-Riitta Berliner-Mauer, 54, whose surname means Berlin Wall in German, claimed to have wed the concrete structure in 1979. She said: "The Great Wall of China's attractive, but he's too thick - my husband is sexier."

FOOTNOTE: It’s like talking to a brick wall.