Showing posts with label Window gleaner. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Window gleaner. Show all posts

Friday, February 13, 2009

Two Rungs Don’t Make A Right

No, He’s Not Climbing The Corporate Ladder

A Romanian judge has ruled a man must use a ladder to get into his first floor flat - because his neighbour owns the ground floor entrance. Now he has to climb 15 feet up a ladder and says: "People think I'm either a window cleaner and ask me if I can come and clean their windows or that I am a burglar and call the police."

FOOTNOTE: Window gleaner.

Wednesday, April 23, 2008

Sledgehammer Whammer

Have A Smashing Morning, Dear

Six English policemen smashed their way into a Bolton house with sledgehammers - to find a school dinner lady having an early-morning cuppa. The drugs squad officers had got the wrong red brick terrace house. "Sorry, love, wrong house", they said. Greater Manchester Police issued a public apology and gave the startled woman a bouquet of flowers as workmen arrived promptly to repair her front window.

FOOTNOTE: Window gleaner.