Bring On The Swans, Two By Tutu

Another Count From Romania

This is clearly a case of not enough eiderdown. A Romanian ballet buff has reported the national ballet to trading standards officers - because they didn't have enough swans in a performance of Swan Lake. Florin Balcescu claims original notes for the Tchaikovsky work show there should be 24 swans on stage. He is enraged because he counted just 16.

FOOTNOTE: Down time.