Verse And Worse

Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime

Right by the banks of the sacred river Tiber
Grows a secret herb that's very rich in fibre
The ancient Romans were the first to know
That eating two pods would make you, er, go

Verse And Worse

Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime

Are you obsessed with folate?
Make sure you get your fibre
It ensures you never "go" late
So carry on up the Khyber