Showing posts with label His park is worse than his bite. Show all posts
Showing posts with label His park is worse than his bite. Show all posts

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Driven To Distraction

His Park Is Worse Than His Bite

A British woman married a traffic warden - after falling for him when he gave her a ticket. The warden said, "I gave her a £30 fine and my phone number. She came over to me and we just started talking. I knew she was the one and I just couldn't let her go."

FOOTNOTE: Fine timing.

Monday, November 10, 2008

The Three Tenners

His Park Is Worse Than His Bite

A Swiss chemist is so fed up with motorists asking him for parking meter change that he makes them sing for it. Rene Jenni said he used to get scores of people walking into his pharmacy in Zurich and asking to change notes for coins every day to feed the meter outside. He said anyone who actually sings gets the coins for free.

FOOTNOTE: Change over.