Can you fit an alligator
In a dusty lunar crater?
And can you move a crocodile
Inch by inch, across the Nile?
In a dusty lunar crater?
And can you move a crocodile
Inch by inch, across the Nile?
Showing posts with label Alligator. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Alligator. Show all posts
Saturday, September 05, 2009
Wednesday, June 04, 2008
Verse And Worse
Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime
Even a grumpy baby alligator
Gets its lethal fangs much later
Especially if its savage pater
Was a discombobulator
Gets its lethal fangs much later
Especially if its savage pater
Was a discombobulator
Wednesday, June 20, 2007
Gator Aid
Sorry, Officer, We Were Just Playing Snap
An alligator raised in the basement of a house in Buffalo, New York, is headed to a new home in a more gator-friendly place, Florida. A former Buffalo couple who operate a reptile sanctuary in Tampa moved the 2.5m gator. It's illegal to keep an alligator in New York state, but officials say the man who raised the gator won't face any charges because he turned himself in. He had built a pond in his basement for the reptile.
An alligator raised in the basement of a house in Buffalo, New York, is headed to a new home in a more gator-friendly place, Florida. A former Buffalo couple who operate a reptile sanctuary in Tampa moved the 2.5m gator. It's illegal to keep an alligator in New York state, but officials say the man who raised the gator won't face any charges because he turned himself in. He had built a pond in his basement for the reptile.
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