Verse And Worse

Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime

I wonder if you remember Henry Flannery
Commercial manager of the local tannery
His coffin, they said, was light as a feather
Now they reckon he’s going hell-for-leather

His And Hearse

Going Hell For Leather

A leather-clad former church minister in the UK has had a motorcycle hearse built for bikers' funerals. The Reverend Ray Biddiss has designed a glass, black and chrome coffin carriage with a steel deck and mourners can even travel pillion on the impressive three-wheeler that is based around a Suzuki Boulevard 1400cc Intruder. Mr Biddiss, 54, a former minister at Pellon Baptist Church in Halifax, has been a biker since he was 15.

FOOTNOTE: Hardly Davidson.