All Distressed Up And Nowhere To Go

Er, This Isn’t The Way To The Church, Is It?

A southwest Ohio woman ended up in jail on her way to serving as a bridesmaid at her sister's wedding. A state trooper charged the 28-year-old with driving under the influence and instead of walking down the aisle with the rest of the wedding party, she arrived at jail in her yellow bridesmaid's dress. Authorities say she was driving with an invalid license – and drove into a tree.

FOOTNOTE: Tree little words.